[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond. (Even though I'm brunette? WTF)




[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. ((WHATTHENOWAI! I seriously never knew that...)
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x]You have choked on your own spit. (Don't laugh, it hurts! D< )




[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (I do get it/ Neo for win)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling ( >>... )


[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (It was Math. End of story. )
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (It just.. happens)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (Too many people at once)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'




[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally (The freakin thing flew up my nose and down my throat!)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Like eating.)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (Pj's and a tshirt once. Hehe)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (How many times have I done this with a pencil. Darmnit, keys are the worst!)




[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things. (Yes. And I hide them away so nobody finds out... >> )
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.(I tilt my head all the time.)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (Ouch.)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (Not in the ceiling but in the curtains... scary, scary curtains)
[ ] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (Me+Maths=FAILBOAT)

GRAND TOTAL: 29

Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am 116% Mentally insane

And on other news, I got my bird yesterday! He's gorgeous, we, or rather I have named him Loki, the Norse God of Mischeif. He's darling! The deepst jade-green you'll ever see with this clear crimson marking on his head. He's still settling in, so he's really quiet, but he ate out of my hand and sits quietly when I sit next to the cage. He's awesome as well! He defies gravity! He's so damn agile. Loki is gonna have to wait for a while before he can come out though, he's gotta be eatin off my hand and makin summore noise (which means they've settled in and aren't scared any more). Dad heard him "maching gunning" as he left today, I haven't heard him make a noise.

Cheers!
Shade